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AMERICAN ART CLASSICS © AND THE GAG S © TOILET PAPER IS A 2-PLY JUMBO ROLL! TWICE AS BIG AS OTHER ROLLS! 480 SHEETS
Take A Dump With Donald Trump!
We Know You Want To Dump On Trump!
Here s To You Mr. Donald T. Rump!
This toilet paper Trumps all the rest.
The Donald. Love him? Hate him? Either way... you ll love this Donald Trump Funny Toilet Paper.
The only roll that s Made in the USA (or possibly Mexico - but probably the USA... but maybe Mexico... Just kidding! It s definitely the USA)!
Trump s face on EVERY sheet! Super Absorbent!
These collector s Donald Trump Toilet Paper rolls are printed on high quality sheets with environmentally friendly soy based ink. (Someone has to care, right?)
The Donald s puckering mug is shown on EVERY sheet and won t smear or smudge.
Each roll is shrink wrapped (new and unopened).
We can tell "You re Fired" up about this toilet paper so stock up before you get short-sheeted.
The reactions are PRICELESS (or slightly close to four billion dollars worth*). * per sheet
Remember, Election Day may come and pass but you ll always need to wipe your a$$!
