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Slip on the "Boss" headpiece, and you will be transformed into the uncaring, dim, and out-of-touch superior of everyone s working man, Dilbert. Made of vinyl, the headpiece features a bald pate with two spires of unruly black hair sticking out above the cutouts for ears. Two heavy eyebrows are designed to fit perfectly over the wearer s own eyebrows. Just add a dose of micromanagement, an empty look, and a drab blue suit, and you will be easily recognized as Dilbert s doltish boss
