- Parchment Paper Story Scroll Included
- Packed in Rainbows to Assure Freshness
Unicorn PoopOnce upon a time unicorns roamed Scotland. Local folklore passed down labeled the unicorn as a dangerous beasts. Perhaps for the games they were known to play or for their mischief all unicorns were ordered chained. Many became prisoners deep in the depths of castles or tethered in the woods. Only released in times of need, to triumph over the lions that terrorized the Scottish people.
The last unicorns went into hiding and only come out when the conditions are right, cautious of man they are truly a rare sight.
With License in hand from the Unicorn Council, I set out to find the majestic unicorn. Deep within the wilderness outside of Belgray Scotland I began my trek early leaving early in the evening.
The last bits of evening sun streamed through the trees as I came to a clearing that had a fairy circle. Here I noticed scratch marks on the trees consistent with other documented unicorn horn marks. I hid beside a large rock. Late into the night the full moon hung high above the clearing.
To my amazement the unicorns began to leap and twirl, as if dancing in perfect unity. As quickly as they had arrived they left rearing high on their hind legs before they ran away into the depths of the night.
To my delight in the shimmery moonlight little sparkly rainbows twinkled. Once I was sure I would not be spotted, I entered the clearing and found the most remarkable poop specimens I have ever seen. I had read about the magical poop left under the full moon. Due to the prized nature of such poops had never seen such specimens before, but had heard about their ability to bring joy and luck to their owners. I found many specimens each unique and full of all the luck and magic that only full moon unicorn poop can bring.
NO UNICORNS WERE HARMED AND NO PRINCESSES SACRIFICED
